Justin Moorhouse & Lauren Pattison (Preview shows)
Justin Moorhouse – Stretch & Think (Preview)
Justin is back: still funny, yet middle-aged. A brand-new show that may contain: yoga, getting older, Madonna, shoplifters, labradoodles, middle-aged cyclists, The Menopause, running, hating football fans but loving football, not drinking, funerals, ‘Is tapas a rip off?’, Captain Tom, Droylsden, the environment, self-improvement, ruining a sexual position, electric car charging spots used by doggers, nursery graduation, horses, Stig lookalikes, home-cooked food but not in your own home, the odd advantages of fundamental religions, the gym, shop-door etiquette.
And he’s got a new suit. Come, it’ll be fun.
“Easily my favourite comedian” – Jimmy Carr
“Moorhouse charms the pants off the crowd” – Sunday Times
“Simultaneously down to earth and out of this world” – The Sunday Times
Lauren Pattison – It Is What It Is (Preview)
Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer nominee Lauren Pattison is back with her brand-new show.
She is almost reluctant to say what it is about because if she’s learned anything lately, it’s life can change fast… but it is what it is. Maybe sometimes everything needs to fall apart for you to end up exactly where you were meant to be?
As seen on Stand Up for Live Comedy (BBC), Comedy Central at the Comedy Store (Comedy Central), Roast Battle (Comedy Central) and supporting Katherine Ryan on tour.
“a star of the future … Lauren Pattison looks set for fame” – The List
“Even when packing a punch, her demeanour is breezy, frank and friendly, making her wickedly engaging company… a fully equipped comedian” – Chortle
“Fast, forthright and filthy” – The Guardian
Doors open: 7:30pm
Show starts: 8pm
Tickets for this show are £10 each. Tickets can be bought from the link below, See Tickets, TicketMaster, Skiddle, WeGotTickets, or contact the venue directly.
Justin Moorhouse & Lauren Pattison – Darlington – July 26th 2022
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