Darlington Comedy Festival presents Sam Avery & Hayley Ellis

Show details:

Sam Avery: Toddlergeddon (Work in Progress)

The time is 4.17pm.
No-one is dressed yet.
Civilisation has collapsed.
Law and order has broken down.
The kids are high on sugar.
The adults have lost control.
Every conversation is an argument.
The coffee has run out.
A child scribbles on the wall.
Someone spills a drink.
Everyone is shouting.
This is Toddlergeddon.

Join award-winning comedian and bestselling author Sam Avery (AKA The Learner Parent) as he bashes through ideas for his next show. Some of it will be gold. Some of it will never be said again. Come help him find out which is which.

“Quick wit and painfully funny” – Metro

“A gifted storyteller” – The List

Hayley Ellis: Nobody Puts Hayley in a Corner (Work in Progress)

As featured in the top Edinburgh Fringe jokes of all time in The Scotsman, The Independent and The Mirror. Hayley Ellis is back with a new show. It’s a show about being easily influenced, putting water in your belly button and awkward holidays.

As seen on MTV and Virgin TV. International tour support for Sarah Millican.

“Sharp, clever, and very funny” – ★★★★ – Sunday Post

“An original and very funny lady” – ★★★★ – Funny Women

“Ellis is a talent” – Fest

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