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SUMMARY:Darlington\, March 1st 2026
DESCRIPTION:Hilarity Bites presents Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv\nShow details:\n \nAl Murray: All You Need Is Guv\nBrand new show. \nHey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy\nisles The Guv will be back\, baby\, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio\, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses\, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand\, a barrel of laughs to pour from\, and a flower in his heart\, Guv is all you need. \nAnd for the brave\, bold\, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos! \n  \n“A supremely polished performer” – ★★★★★ – Mail on Sunday \n“Wickedly witty stuff” – ★★★★ – The Telegraph \n“It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows” – The Times \n\nBuy tickets:\nTickets for this show can be bought online at www.darlingtonhippodrome.co.uk\, in person\, or telephone 01325 405405. \nTickets for this show are from £30 (+ £2 per seat restoration levy) each\, with doors opening at 7pm and the show starting at 7:30pm.
URL:https://hilaritybites.co.uk/show/darlington-march-1st-2026/
LOCATION:Darlington Hippodrome\, Parkgate\, Darlington\, DL1 1RR\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Darlington Hippodrome
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SUMMARY:Darlington\, March 7th 2026
DESCRIPTION:Hilarity Bites Comedy Club feat. Joe McTernan\, Clayton Jones\, Amy Albright\, and host Rick Molland\nShow details:\nReplacing Paul Tonkinson\n \nJoe McTernan\nJoe has gained over 40 million views on his socials with his character based sketches and with over 200\,000 followers\, Joe is an online sensation. \nHis 2023 Edinburgh Fringe show was a complete sell out run with 4 and 5 star reviews. Meanwhile\, he's performed on BBC Scotland's television show The Comedy Underground\, supported Tom Stade and Rachel Fairburn on tour\, co-created the online (Scottish Comedy Award-winning) sitcom MUFF alongside Daniel Sloss\, and has also written and performed content for BBC Short Stuff. \n“I was crying with laughter pretty much throughout the entire performance” - ★★★★★ - Three Weeks \n“Joe entertained us to a jam packed hour of great comedy material” - ★★★★ - One4Review \n“His punchlines hit home\, providing a laid back perspective on what can be decisive topics... sure to delight with his amusing frustration” - ★★★★ - EdFest Magazine \n  \n  \n \nClayton Jones\nLast Minute Comedy Comedian of The Year 2017 - winnerEnglish Comedian of the Year 2017 - finalist\nClayton has been performing comedy since 2013 and has established himself as a regular on the UK comedy circuit including shows at the Edinburgh Festival 2015 and Leicester Comedy Festival 2017 alongside appearances at all the top comedy clubs. \nAn observational comedian with an hilarious take on everyday life with very cleverly crafted comedy\, Clayton’s act covers everyday topics of marriage\, kids\, being mixed raced\, school life\, and growing up in London. \nIn 2014 Clayton was a finalist in the Southport Comedian of the Year\, Frog & Bucket World Series and Liverpool Comedian of the Year. In 2017 he was the winner of the Last Minute Comedy Comedian Of The Year and a finalist in the English Comedian Of The Year. \n“This dude has funny bones” - Romesh Ranganathan \n“Very funny & confident. That earned him a huge round of applause from 2000+ bikers!” - BSH Magazine \n“A comedy performance that has impressed many” - Frog & Bucket Comedy Club \n  \n \nAmy Albright\nAmy Albright brings vibrant energy and razor-sharp wit to the stage\, effortlessly weaving stories that keep audiences hooked from start to finish. \nHer humour slices through the noise with a refreshing honesty and a sharp\, disarming charm. She might insult you — and make you thank her for it. \nQuick-witted\, self-assured\, and quietly ruthless\, Albright is fast becoming a standout presence on the UK circuit. \n“Endearing\, brazen and razor-sharp” - Cottingham Comedy Club \n“Definitely a bright future ahead” - Cat & Stick Comedy \n  \n \nRick Molland\nNot many Englishmen can cut it as an MC in a Scottish Comedy Club - but that's exactly what Rick Molland did every weekend of the year for years. \nAn award winning film maker and former Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up\, having proven his comedy metal in some of the most formidable environments Scotland has to offer\, including T in the Park\, Rockness\, and The Wickerman Festivals\, Rick Molland is the former resident compère at Edinburgh's Monkey Barrel Comedy Club. \n“no-holds-barred comedy” - Edinburgh Evening News \n“perfect for the role of compere” - Three Weeks \n“ audacious” - The Scotsman \n  \nNote: Line-ups are subject to change in extreme\, and unavoidable\, circumstances.\nShow may contain strong language and adult themes.\n\nTimings\nDoors open: 7:30pm\nShow starts: 8pm \n\nBuy tickets:\nTickets for this show are £12 each. Tickets can be bought from the link below\, See Tickets\, TicketMaster\, Skiddle\, or contact the venue directly.
URL:https://hilaritybites.co.uk/show/darlington-march-7th-2026/
LOCATION:The Forum\, Darlington\, The Forum\, Borough Road\, Darlington\, DL1 1SG\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy,The Forum Darlington
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